In 2006 I went to Ireland to spend some time with my wife, who had
been there for a month teaching elementary school. She was in a little
town called Port Laois (pronounced Leesh, in case you couldn't figure
that out from the spelling). One of her coworkers took us to meet her
uncle, who is a seanachie (pronounced shanakee)--a storyteller. We
listened to him perform for a crowd, and his stories were great. We
didn't have much time to talk afterward, much to my disappointment. Also
disappointing: I only remember one story in full. It's about two
friends who go out drinking a lot:
They've been friends for years.
Went through school together. Worked together. And every night they
shared a bottle of whiskey. Then one gets sick, and asks the other to
pour out a bottle of their favorite whiskey on his grave when the time
comes. The other agrees. The one dies, and is buried, and shortly after
the funeral, the other brings to bottle of whiskey to the grave.
He says,
"I'll surely miss you, dear friend. And I've brought the bottle, as
requested." He took the bottle out and gave it a long look. Pulling out
the cork, he says, "I'll pour it over your grave, as you asked...but I
hope you don't mind if I run it through my kidneys first."
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