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Monday, July 23, 2012

Quotations: Community Edition, Part 2



The only reason I slammed Jeff's head against the table was because I wanted to feel like an adult.
--Annie









I refused to give Santa a Cristmas list because I didn't want to depend on a man for anything. Now look at me. I'm betty Crocker. I'm Martha Stewart. I'm one of the Steppenwolf wives.
--Britta.

You guys, you create fun, and I destroy it. Of course a silly little joke ends with a dead body on the lawn, I should have known that, but I wanted to do it anyway, cause I wanted to be like you. I wanted to be funny. Knock knock! Who's there? Cancer. Oh, good, come on in. I thought it was Britta.
--Britta

I just yanked a little dude out of my friend.
--Britta









I have two boys, and when we have a serious discussion I find that a brownie helps them to relax. So...why do you hate me and Jesus?
--Shirley

Oh, look. Britta brought what she believes in. Nothing.
--Shirley


Don't you get it, Jeff? They're not evil people that are good at foosball. They're good at foosball because they're evil. It's an evil game that brings out the worst in us, like out of town weddings where the reception is in the same place as everybody's rooms.
                                                                                          --Shirley





Bonus Anthony Michael Hall quote from the first season Christmas Episode...

My life is a gym!

If this dude doesn't show up we're definitely going to Applebees, cause I'm getting into a fight today no matter what.
--Mike

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