Friday, July 6, 2012

Quotations: Community Edition

So, Community is one of my favorite tv shows. Here's a bunch of things the guys on it have said.

When I was young I discovered that if I kept talking long enough, I could convince people that anything I said was right. So either I'm god or truth is relative.

Nothing is impossible here. Animals can talk. Your heart is shaped like a heart. And the smell of pie can make you float.

Energon doesn't grow on trees, Jeff. It's harvested by super bees in a buddhist meteor crater.

Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me and it turns out I already ate it.

What are those underwear made of? They look luxurious.

 Set phasers to 'love me.'

Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions.

 Next time on "Quotations"...the women of Community.

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