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Friday, July 6, 2012

Quotations: Community Edition






So, Community is one of my favorite tv shows. Here's a bunch of things the guys on it have said.



When I was young I discovered that if I kept talking long enough, I could convince people that anything I said was right. So either I'm god or truth is relative.
--Jeff.







Nothing is impossible here. Animals can talk. Your heart is shaped like a heart. And the smell of pie can make you float.
--Abed



















Energon doesn't grow on trees, Jeff. It's harvested by super bees in a buddhist meteor crater.
--Pierce














Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me and it turns out I already ate it.
--Troy

What are those underwear made of? They look luxurious.
--Troy

 Set phasers to 'love me.'
--Troy












Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwave satellite transmissions.
--Jeff





 Next time on "Quotations"...the women of Community.




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